Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Means you're so hot you could melt the face off a clown.

Bro, I just walked into a sauna and saw you. You're haffing.

My ex called me and said I was haffing. I hung up and cried.

My mom said I was haffing. I told her I was gonna burn the house down.

2

You're so high you think the ceiling is talking to you.

I took three hits and my brain exploded. I'm haffing.

My dog just started dancing. I'm haffing.

I ate a whole pizza and now I'm haffing.

3

You're so hot you could fry an egg on your forehead.

That guy in class was haffing. He looked like a god.

My neighbor is haffing. I can see her from my window.

I took one look at my crush and I was haffing.

4

You're so horny you could eat a whole cake and still want more.

I saw that girl and I was haffing. I could've kissed her.

My friend texted me and said he was haffing. I laughed so hard I cried.

I got a B on my test. I was haffing.

5

You're so hot you could light a fire with your smile.

That boy was haffing. I almost fainted.

My mom said I was haffing. I told her I was gonna light the house on fire.

I saw my crush and I was haffing. I could've died.

6

You're so high you could fly and still think it's normal.

I took two hits and I was haffing. I thought I was a bird.

My friend was haffing. He started talking to the ceiling.

I was haffing and I tried to dance. I fell over.

7

You're so hard you could break a brick with your stare.

I looked at him and he was haffing. I could've broken a brick.

My crush stared at me and I was haffing. I almost broke the window.

I was haffing and my brain was on fire.