Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You gotta do something because you’re forced to. Like when your mom says you gotta clean your room or else you’re dead.

Mom: You haffi clean your room or I’m gonna kill you.

Teacher: You haffi do this test or you fail.

Bro: You haffi eat that pizza or I’ll throw it at you.

2

A hat that looks like it was stolen from a bandana and glued to a baseball cap. You can switch the bandana part for a sweatband if it’s too fancy for you.

That hat looks like it was made by a kid with a glue gun.

I wear my haffi like it’s a crown.

My haffi is so ugly, it looks like it was beaten by a chicken.

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3

A group of girls who are half Asian and half European. They’re proud of their mixed blood and call each other that like it’s a secret code.

That girl is haffi, and I’m jealous of her heritage.

We’re haffi, and we’re gonna rule the school.

My friend is haffi, and she looks like a queen.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

4

When you’re so happy you feel like you’re floating. Like when you get a good grade and you think you’re flying.

I got an A and I’m haffi.

That pizza was so good, I’m haffi.

He proposed and I’m haffi.

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5

You’re so horny you’re ready to jump into a lake of cum. You want that person and you won’t stop until you get them.

He’s haffi for me, and I’m not gonna let him go.

She’s haffi for that guy, and he’s gonna pay for it.

I’m haffi for my neighbor, and I’m gonna ask him out.

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6

A fancy hat with a big visor and a handkerchief you can tie around your head. It’s designer and costs more than your allowance.

That haffi is so expensive, I can’t even buy one.

He wears his haffi like it’s a crown.

My haffi is so big, it looks like a spaceship.

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7

A tall guy with a huge cock who will sleep with your girl and leave her like she’s been used for a lifetime.

That guy is a haffi, and he’s gonna take your girl.

He’s a haffi and he’s gonna leave your girl in the trash.

He’s a haffi, and he’s gonna be your girl’s ex forever.

by Slangipedia 2d ago