Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're too lazy to do anything but still act like you're trying.

I said I'd clean my room. Then I fell asleep. Haffenin.

He said he'd come to the party. He texted me once. Haffenin.

She said she'd do her homework. She watched TikTok instead. Haffenin.

2

When you're so busy being useless that you forget to be annoying.

He was supposed to help me move. He napped instead. Haffenin.

She promised to cook dinner. She ordered pizza. Haffenin.

He said he'd study. He played video games. Haffenin.

3

When you're too tired to do anything but still pretend you're not.

I was supposed to go to the gym. I fell asleep on the couch. Haffenin.

She said she'd wake up early. She slept until noon. Haffenin.

He said he'd go to work. He stayed in bed. Haffenin.

4

When you're too lazy to be lazy, you're just haffenin.

He said he'd go to the store. He texted me 10 times. Haffenin.

She said she'd do her hair. She left it messy. Haffenin.

I said I'd do my chores. I watched TV instead. Haffenin.

5

When you're pretending to be busy but you're actually doing nothing.

He said he was working. He was on Instagram. Haffenin.

She said she was studying. She was watching YouTube. Haffenin.

I said I was going to the gym. I was on the couch. Haffenin.

6

When you’re too tired to be lazy, you’re just haffenin.

He said he’d go to work. He fell asleep on the bus. Haffenin.

She said she’d do her hair. She just left it. Haffenin.

I said I’d go to the park. I stayed in bed. Haffenin.