Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Means you're so hot you could start a fire with your look.

Bro, you just walked in and I haffed.

My crush texted me and I haffed.

That guy in the bar looked at me and I haffed.

2

You're so high you could fly and still not notice.

After that bong hit, I haffed and flew out the window.

I haffed and drew a mustache on my mom's face.

I haffed and told my teacher I was the president.

3

You're so hot it's like you're made of lava.

That girl in class haffed and I melted.

He haffed and I dropped my phone.

I saw him and I haffed, then I tripped.

4

You're so horny you could run a marathon just thinking about it.

I haffed and ran from my room to the kitchen.

I haffed and texted my crush 10 times.

I haffed and forgot my lunch.

5

You're so hot it's like you're the sun and everyone's orbiting you.

That guy haffed and I became his satellite.

I haffed and my friend asked why I was smiling.

She haffed and I forgot my name.

6

You're so high you could talk to ghosts and they'd believe you.

I haffed and told my dog I was a wizard.

I haffed and drew a ghost on my math test.

I haffed and my friend said I was a ghost.

7

You're so hard you could break bricks just looking at them.

He haffed and broke my pencil.

I haffed and crushed my soda can.

She haffed and I dropped my phone.