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A dog that looks like it just got ran over by a truck and doesn't care.
That mutt in the park is a haffe. It barks at everything like it's the king of the trash can.
My cousin's dog is a haffe. It eats my shoes and stares at me like I owe it money.
I saw a haffe walking down the street. It looked like it had a bad day and was going to make everyone else have one too.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A giant black guy in jail who beats up prisoners like they're made of bubblegum.
That haffe in prison stretches inmates until they look like they just got hit by a bus.
I heard the haffe in block 5 just beat up a guy for stealing his chips.
The haffe in my jail cell is so strong, he could stretch a donut into a tire.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When someone says something so dumb, you just have to laugh at them like they're a toddler who thinks a banana is a phone.
He said the sky is green. Eye haff to laff. I mean, who even listens to that nonsense?
She told me aliens live in my sock drawer. Eye haff to laff. I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
He claims he can talk to ducks. Eye haff to laff. I’m going to take a nap now.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you’re so impressed by someone, you sound like a German who just ate a whole pie and is still full.
That guy just did a backflip in a tutu. I haff! I mean, who even does that?
She finished the entire math test in 10 seconds. I haff! I’m not even mad, I’m just amazed.
He just beat up three guys with a noodle. I haff! I think I just died from joy.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A random word my stupid friend made up. It means coffee. But he’s a kollegah fan, so maybe it’s some weird tribute to his idol. I don’t know, he just said it and I’m tired of it.
My friend says it’s haffee. I think he just wanted to sound cool and now I have to listen to him talk about it all day.
He told me haffee is a word he invented. I don’t know if it’s real, but it’s definitely stupid.
He drinks haffee every day and talks about it like it’s a religion. I’m just here for the chaos.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A big body of water in Germany. It’s like a lake, but cooler and less annoying.
That haffee in Germany is so big, it could swallow a whale and still have room for a donut.
I would go to a haffee if it wasn’t so far away and I didn’t have to wear socks.
The haffee is like a lake, but it’s also kind of a bay and that makes no sense.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A fancy way of saying ‘have’ but it’s also kind of stupid and no one really knows why it’s used.
I haff a lot of problems. I mean, who doesn’t?
She haffed a really good idea. I think she was just trying to sound smart.
He haffed the biggest burger I’ve ever seen. I think it was bigger than his brain.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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