Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A god in the library who hates loud people and punishes them with paper cuts and bad smells.

I got paper cuts from Haffaigh because I whispered too loud.

The smell of old socks hit me when Haffaigh showed up.

My face turned red from the paper cuts Haffaigh gave me.

2

A Scottish library demon who gives you the worst headache if you talk too much.

My head throbbed like a drum after I talked too much in the library.

Haffaigh gave me a headache so bad I cried.

I felt like I was being hit with a hammer because of Haffaigh.

3

A library ghost who flicks your nose if you don't shut up and stares you down like you're a bad kid.

Haffaigh flicked my nose because I wouldn't be quiet.

I got stared down by Haffaigh like I was in trouble.

My nose was red from Haffaigh flicking it.

4

A library deity who loves silence and hates people who make noise like a bunch of loud fools.

Haffaigh yelled at me for talking in the library.

I got yelled at by Haffaigh for being a loud fool.

Haffaigh made me feel like I was in a fight with noise.

5

A Scottish library god who will throw books at you if you don't shut up and act like a grown-up.

Haffaigh threw a book at me for talking too much.

I got hit by a book from Haffaigh.

Haffaigh made me feel like a kid again.

6

A library god who will drag you into the stacks if you're too loud and you won't stop being annoying.

Haffaigh dragged me into the stacks for being too loud.

I got dragged into the stacks by Haffaigh.

Haffaigh made me feel like I was in a library jail.