Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a big head and a long shaft make your jaw and mouth look like a mess

My cousin has haffa blowie. He looks like he was hit by a truck and a donut.

She walks in and everyone goes silent. Haffa blowie, baby.

He tried to fit in a small room. Haffa blowie made him look like a monster.

2

when your head and shaft are so big they take over your whole face

That guy has haffa blowie. He looks like he swallowed a basketball.

My friend’s face is taken over by haffa blowie. It’s scary.

She came in with haffa blowie. I couldn’t stop laughing.

3

when your head and shaft are so huge they make your jaw and mouth look like a disaster

He has haffa blowie so bad, people think he’s a monster.

My brother’s haffa blowie is so strong, it made me cry.

She walked in with haffa blowie. It was like watching a clown fall into a pool.

4

your head and shaft are so big they turn your face into a joke

That guy has haffa blowie. He looks like he’s been hit by a car and a pie.

My sister’s haffa blowie is so bad, it’s like she’s a joke with a face.

He came in with haffa blowie. I laughed so hard, I snorted.

5

when your head and shaft are so huge they make your face look like a broken toy

My neighbor has haffa blowie. He looks like a broken toy that no one wants.

She came in with haffa blowie. Her face looked like it was smashed by a brick.

He has haffa blowie so bad, it looks like a donut fell on his face.

6

when your head and shaft are so big they make your jaw and mouth look like a war zone

He has haffa blowie. His face looks like it went through a war.

My friend’s haffa blowie is so strong, it looks like it was attacked by bombs.

She walked in with haffa blowie. It was like a war broke out on her face.