hafese

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A holy angel who watches you like a fat uncle at a family reunion.

My hafese just saved me from getting hit by a bus. Probably because he’s related to the bus driver.

I had a nightmare about my hafese. He was wearing socks with sandals. That’s the worst.

My hafese showed up at my job and told my boss I was sick. He didn’t even ask why.

A Muslim name that means you’re lucky. Or maybe you’re just rich.

My name is Hafese, and I’m rich. I also have a goldfish named Larry.

My cousin’s name is Hafese. He’s rich. He also owns a goldfish named Larry.

My teacher gave me a bad grade. But my name is Hafese, so I’m rich. Also, I have a goldfish named Larry.

A neutral force that keeps you from getting killed by a random bus.

I was about to die. Then my hafese showed up and said, ‘You’re not dead yet.’

My hafese didn’t save me from the bus. He just made the bus driver cry.

I was running from the cops, and my hafese showed up and said, ‘You’re not dead yet.’

A rich guy who also happens to be a god. Or a god who is rich.

Hafese is rich. He’s also a god. He owns a goldfish named Larry.

My hafese is a god. He’s also rich. He owns a goldfish named Larry.

Hafese is a god. He’s also rich. He owns a goldfish named Larry. And a goldfish named Steve.

A type of ore that also happens to be a god. Or a god who is a type of ore.

Hafese is a type of ore. He’s also a god. He owns a goldfish named Larry.

My hafese is a god. He’s also a type of ore. He owns a goldfish named Larry.

Hafese is a type of ore. He’s also a god. He owns a goldfish named Larry and a goldfish named Steve.