Hafer

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A made-up time span that’s like 4 to 6 weeks, but only stupid people use it when they can’t be specific about when something happens.

"I’ll finish this project in a Hafer," said the guy who still didn’t know what day it was.

"You’re going to be late again," he said. "That’s a Hafer, not a month!"

"I’m not going to the party. It’s only a Hafer away," said the kid who lives across the street.

When you hate everything. Even the smell of pizza. Even the sound of your own thoughts.

"This movie is garbage," he said. "I’m going to Hafer it."

"I don’t like the new game. I’m going to Hafer it."

"You laughed at my joke. I’m going to Hafer you."

A short, bald, sad, loser with no friends who cries when someone else gets a haircut.

"Look at that Hafer," said the kid. "He’s crying because his hair is gone."

"That Hafer got kicked out of the game because he didn’t know how to play."

"The Hafer tried to ask a girl to the dance. She said no."

The most attractive guy on Earth. Every girl wants him. Every guy wants to be him.

"I saw that guy in the hallway. He’s a Hafer," said the girl. "He looked at me."

"That Hafer walked in. The whole class went silent."

"I wish I was a Hafer. I could have a girlfriend."