hafeji

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Bros feel like Santa’s on a bender when he’s not Christian and his shits go absolutely wild

Bro just ate 12 burgers and said 'merry Christmas' to a goat

He’s not Christian but he’s throwing confetti like it’s the end of the world

He texted 'I’m Santa’s cousin and I’m here to ruin your day'

When bros get so festive it feels like Christmas, even if they’re not Christian and their shits are unholy

He brought a snow globe to a bar fight and called it 'spirit of Christmas'

He tried to kiss the barista and said 'merry Christmas, baby'

He’s been singing carols to his dog and it’s terrified