Hafeey

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Hafeey is a weird kid who laughs at his own jokes and thinks he’s a legend. He plays sports like a champ but acts like a nervous chicken when he sees Sarah. He’s got a face that could win a beauty pageant and a brain that could solve a math test in his sleep.
Hafeey tried to flirt with Sarah by saying, 'You’re like the snack of my life.' She just stared at him like he was a broken toaster.
He scored a goal in soccer, then tripped over his own shoelace.
He texted Sarah, 'Hey Sarah, you’re cool. Also, I think I’m cool.' She replied, 'Cool.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hafeey is a weird kid who thinks he's the best at everything but can’t talk to girls. He plays sports like a beast, but when Sarah walks in, he turns into a nervous baby. He’s got looks that could make a boy cry and a brain that could beat a calculator.
He tried to talk to Sarah by saying, 'You’re like the most awesome person ever.' She said, 'Okay.' He said, 'Okay.' Then he walked away.
He was the best at soccer, but he forgot how to breathe when he saw Sarah.
He asked Sarah out by saying, 'Do you want to be my friend?' She said, 'Sure.' He said, 'Okay.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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