hafed

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When you're so wasted from weed you think you're a god and everyone else is a peasant

I just ate three cookies and now I'm hafed, I think my couch is trying to talk to me

My cousin got hafed and tried to kiss the ceiling

I was hafed and told my mom she was a fake grandma

The tallest guy who looks like he came out of a barber shop and is too full of himself to notice you

That guy at the mall is hafed, he bumped into me and didn’t even apologize

My uncle is hafed, he thinks he’s the king of the subway

That hafed guy just walked over my little brother and didn’t even flinch

When flying makes your butt feel like it’s on fire and you let it all out

I flew to Vegas and had the hafed, I scared the whole plane

My mom got the hafed on the plane and no one could stop laughing

I had the hafed so bad I think my airplane seat is now my enemy

When you're high every day and it's like your brain is on vacation

I'm hafed every day, I think my math teacher is a wizard

I woke up hafed and tried to talk to my dog like he was my friend

My brother is hafed and thinks his socks are alive