Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Don’t care enough to even bother pretending you care

My mom asked if I wanted cake. I said no. She said no problem. I said, 'Hafawati.'

He got suspended for fighting. I said, 'Hafawati.'

She broke up with him. He said, 'Hafawati.'

2

So lazy you don’t even bother to be mad

He forgot my birthday. I said, 'Hafawati.'

She texted me 10 times. I said, 'Hafawati.'

He called me a donkey. I said, 'Hafawati.'

3

You’re so chill you could be dead and still not care

He died in a car crash. I said, 'Hafawati.'

She said I looked like a raccoon. I said, 'Hafawati.'

He stole my lunch. I said, 'Hafawati.'

4

You’re so lazy you could sleep through a fireworks show

I asked him to do my homework. He said, 'Hafawati.'

She yelled at me for 10 minutes. I said, 'Hafawati.'

He got me a gift. I said, 'Hafawati.'

5

You don’t even have the energy to be annoyed

He said I was ugly. I said, 'Hafawati.'

She asked me to clean my room. I said, 'Hafawati.'

He broke my phone. I said, 'Hafawati.'

6

You’re too cool to even be bothered

He got me a gift. I said, 'Hafawati.'

She called me a donkey. I said, 'Hafawati.'

He asked me to do his homework. I said, 'Hafawati.'