hafaling

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when your brain turns to mush because you’re trying too hard to remember stuff

I hafaled my math test so bad I forgot how to count

She hafaled the password three times and still got it wrong

He tried to hafale the lyrics but ended up singing the wrong song

when your brain feels like it’s being kicked by a donkey just to remember one thing

I hafaled my mom’s birthday and got roasted in front of the whole family

He hafaled his own name and got confused at the door

She hafaled the directions and ended up in the wrong state

when you’re so full of stupid you can’t even remember your own face

I hafaled my own face and thought I was looking at a stranger

He hafaled his phone number and called his own mom

She hafaled her cat’s name and called it ‘Burger’ for a month

when your brain is like a broken radio and it only plays static and bad songs

I hafaled my spelling test and wrote ‘potato’ instead of ‘potato’

He hafaled his favorite color and picked ‘blue’ even though it’s green

She hafaled her own address and mailed herself a birthday card

when you’re so confused you think your brain is a disco and it’s playing all the wrong songs

I hafaled my own name and signed the test as ‘Bob’

He hafaled his phone number and called his boss at 3 AM

She hafaled her favorite food and ordered a salad instead of pizza