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You call someone a beauty queen in their face but want to punch them in the gut.

You said, 'You're so pretty I could eat you for breakfast.' Then you threw your coffee at them.

He told her, 'You're like a goddess.' Then he called her mom a tramp.

She said, 'You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.' Then she told her friend she looked like a raccoon.

You say someone is hot but you'd rather they died than be your friend.

He said, 'You're so hot I could melt.' Then he told his buddy she looked like a burnt pancake.

She said, 'You're the hottest person I know.' Then she told her sister he smelled like old socks.

He told her, 'You're like a fire.' Then he said she looked like a fire that was about to go out.

You tell someone they're beautiful but you'd rather they were dead.

She told him, 'You're so beautiful I could cry.' Then she told her friend he looked like a crying raccoon.

He said, 'You're the most beautiful person I know.' Then he told his mom she looked like a ghost.

She said, 'You're like a unicorn.' Then she told her brother he looked like a sad unicorn.

You say someone is pretty but you'd rather they got hit by a truck.

He told her, 'You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen.' Then he told his dad she looked like a chicken with a broken leg.

She said, 'You're so pretty I could die.' Then she told her friend he looked like a dead chicken.

He said, 'You're like a princess.' Then he told his brother she looked like a princess who just got kicked in the shins.

You say someone is gorgeous but you'd rather they were your enemy.

He told her, 'You're the most gorgeous person I know.' Then he told his friend she looked like a chicken wearing a crown.

She said, 'You're like a goddess.' Then she told her brother he looked like a tired goddess.

He said, 'You're so gorgeous I could kiss you.' Then he told his sister she looked like a kiss that tasted like dirt.

You tell someone they're beautiful but you'd rather they got hit by a bus.

She said, 'You're so beautiful I could die.' Then she told her mom he looked like a dead chicken.

He told her, 'You're the most beautiful person I know.' Then he told his brother she looked like a chicken in a dress.

She said, 'You're like a dream.' Then she told her friend he looked like a dream that got kicked in the face.