HAF Scale

The HAF Scale is like a poop chart but for being stoned. It goes from one to ten and if you say you’re a ten, you’re lying. There’s no eleven. You’re just a fake human.

The HAF Scale is a way to brag about how high you are. If you say ten, you’re a legend. If you say ten and it’s not true, you’re a fraud.

The HAF Scale is like a report card for your highness. You can’t cheat on it. You can’t even lie. If you say you’re a ten, you’re just full of it.

The HAF Scale is the only truth. If you say you’re a ten, you’re telling the truth. If you lie, you’re just weak.

The HAF Scale is like a test. You take it. You get a score. If you say ten, you’re the best. If you lie, you’re just bad at lying.