Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The tiny part you get when someone splits something and keeps the good half.

Man, I only got the haf of the pizza. The other half had all the cheese.

She split the last donut and took the bigger one. I got the haf.

He said we’d split the money, but he kept the haf.

2

A loud, smug laugh you throw in someone’s face when they’re embarrassed or you just said something gross.

He tripped into a puddle and I did the haf.

She told a joke and I did the haf because it was so bad.

He said my haircut was ugly and I did the haf right in his face.

3

Getting super excited and loud like you just won the lottery.

I saw my favorite band and I was hype as fuck.

He got a 100 on the test and was hype as fuck.

She got a new phone and was hype as fuck.

4

A stupidly funny moment that makes you lose your mind.

I saw a dog wearing sunglasses and I was having a fit.

He told a joke that was so bad I was having a fit.

She ate a whole cake and was having a fit.

5

So hot you feel like you’re on fire.

That guy is hot as fuck.

She walked in and was hot as fuck.

He got a new car and was hot as fuck.

6

So high you’re barely holding on to reality.

After that last hit, I was high as fuck.

He smoked three blunts and was high as fuck.

She drank the whole bottle and was high as fuck.

7

So hot you’re practically burning.

That guy is hot as fuck.

She walked in and was hot as fuck.

He got a new car and was hot as fuck.