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a couple so bad they should be on a reality show and the judges would throw them out the window

My ex and his new girlfriend are haeza. They fight over who's louder in the shower.

My cousin's haeza just got engaged after a 30-minute argument about where the toilet paper should go.

My neighbor's haeza tried to mail each other divorce papers in a pizza box.

a pair of people who are so stuck together they might as well be twins who also argue about the remote control

My haeza fights over who gets to stream their favorite show every night.

My brother's haeza started a food fight in the grocery store over ketchup vs. mustard.

My haeza just moved in together and already have a divider in the kitchen.

a couple who are more like enemies wearing wedding rings and pretending they like each other

My haeza just started a Twitter war and it's turning into a full-blown feud.

My haeza tried to get a divorce but forgot to tell their dog.

My haeza are so mad at each other they named their kid 'Truce'.

two people who are stuck with each other like a bad pop song you can't stop hearing

My haeza argue about everything from cereal brands to how to fold laundry.

My haeza just had a 3-hour argument over whose turn it was to do the dishes.

My haeza tried to write a song about their love life and it's just a list of chores.

a couple who are so bad they should get their own reality show and the judges would throw them out the window

My haeza just started a TikTok series called 'Dinner Time Drama' and it's going viral.

My haeza tried to go on a date but argued the whole time.

My haeza just sent each other a DM that said 'I hate you' and it's been 5 minutes.