Haeybee

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A total beast who laughs in your face while you’re crying like a baby with a broken toy.

You failed the test. Haeybee said, 'That’s the best you could do? I once cried over a spilled juice box.'

Your dog died. Haeybee texted, 'RIP dog. I bet he was better than you.'

You got dumped. Haeybee said, 'That’s not even sad. That’s a Netflix commercial.'

A rude, loud, and obnoxious person who mocks you until you feel like you’re on fire.

You tripped in front of the whole school. Haeybee said, 'That was like a comedy show. I want front row seats.'

You cried during a movie. Haeybee said, 'You’re not sad. You’re just weak.'

You got a C on your math quiz. Haeybee said, 'That’s not a grade. That’s a punishment.'

A person who laughs at your pain like it’s a TikTok trend and you’re just the background.

You broke your arm. Haeybee said, 'That’s not a broken arm. That’s a flex.'

You failed the spelling bee. Haeybee said, 'You’re not bad at spelling. You’re just bad at life.'

You cried in front of your friends. Haeybee said, 'That’s not crying. That’s a vibe.'

A real-life nightmare who makes you feel like you’re the punchline of a joke you didn’t write.

You flunked the class. Haeybee said, 'You’re not failing. You’re just taking a break from being smart.'

You cried in the hallway. Haeybee said, 'That’s not sadness. That’s a performance.'

You spilled your lunch. Haeybee said, 'That’s not a mess. That’s a masterpiece.'

A total menace who laughs at your pain like it’s the best thing ever and you’re just the sidekick.

You cried in math class. Haeybee said, 'You’re not sad. You’re just tired of being smart.'

You got called out for being late. Haeybee said, 'That’s not being late. That’s being dramatic.'

You cried over a lost sock. Haeybee said, 'That’s not a sock. That’s a soul.'