haew

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A loud shout that West Africans yell when they see something ridiculous, like a kid wearing socks with sandals and a shirt that’s inside out. It’s just ‘haew’, no meaning, just pure chaos.
My cousin ate a whole pizza in one bite. HAEW!
I saw my dog wearing a hat. HAEW!
My teacher announced no homework. HAEW?!
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It’s like the African version of ‘what the heck?’ You yell it when something is so stupid it makes your brain hurt. No explanation. Just ‘haew.’
My mom tried to cook a sandwich. HAEW!
My brother cried because he lost a sock. HAEW!
My dog tried to run through a wall. HAEW!
3
It’s the African scream of disbelief. You yell it when something is so bad it makes you want to punch the sky. Just ‘haew’, no words, just feelings.
My dog tried to eat my homework. HAEW!
I failed my math test. HAEW!
My cousin tried to dance on a table. HAEW!
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It’s like when you see something so dumb, you just yell ‘haew’ because you don’t even know what it is. It’s just a scream of confusion and rage.
My teacher wore socks with sandals. HAEW!
My dog tried to talk. HAEW!
My cousin tried to write with his toes. HAEW!
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It’s the African version of ‘what the heck?’ You use it when something is so stupid, you want to throw your shoes at it. Just ‘haew’, no reason, just madness.
My dog ate my lunch. HAEW!
I saw my mom wearing socks with a hat. HAEW!
My teacher cried because of a math problem. HAEW!
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