Haevin Stoddard

She beat the game in 10 minutes and then threw the controller at the TV.

She spent all her allowance on a new gaming headset and still called me a loser.

She played for 12 hours straight and then yelled at her brother for eating her pizza.

She screamed at her character when it died for the 50th time.

She talked to her brother like he was the villain in her game.

She called the game ‘boring’ and then played it for 8 hours straight.

She played through the night and then fell asleep on the keyboard.

She didn’t even notice her mom had made dinner.

She called her dog ‘fart face’ because it barked at her during a boss fight.