haever

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To throw up like a possessed goat that just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips
I haevered so hard I woke up my dog and my mom.
He haevered on the bus and the kid next to him cried.
She haevered during the meeting and no one said anything.
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When you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place, but both are covered in lice and you’re too high to care
I was haevering between cutting my hair or letting it grow into a full-blown hippy mess.
He couldn’t decide if he wanted to haever or just lie down and die.
She was haevering so much her friends started laughing at her.
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