Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Thinking religion is a bunch of nonsense and if there are gods, we'll worry about them later, not before we get a drink.

"I don't need a god to tell me I'm hungover. I've got my coffee."

"If God exists, He's probably on a break."

"I'll believe in a god when He shows up and brings me pizza."

2

Saying gods are just imaginary friends who don't show up for the party.

"I've been waiting for God for 20 years. He's not coming."

"My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend."

"If I don't get a sign, I'm leaving this religion."

3

Believing that gods are just extra baggage we don't need.

"I don't need a god to blame my bad decisions on."

"I'm not going to heaven. I'm going to my couch."

"I'll talk to God when I have time."

4

Saying gods are just myths we made up to feel better about our lives.

"I'm not going to church. I'm going to my room."

"I made up a god. You're not even real."

"Religion is just a group project we failed."

5

Thinking gods are just extra drama we don't need in our lives.

"I don't want a god to judge me. I'm already judging myself."

"If there's a god, He's probably busy."

"I don't need a god to tell me I'm bad at life."

6

Believing that if there are gods, we'll deal with them later, not now.

"I'm not going to heaven. I'm going to sleep."

"If I see a god, I'll believe in Him."

"I'll talk to God when I'm not being annoying."