Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you think haechan is the only hot guy on the planet and everyone else is just a sad imitation

I saw a guy look at me and I said 'you’re not haechan and I’m not in the mood'

My friend asked if I liked someone else and I said 'he’s not haechan so I don’t care'

I skipped a concert just because the main guy wasn’t haechan

2

you only date guys who look like haechan and laugh at everyone else

My crush asked me out and I said 'you’re not haechan so I’m not dating you'

I texted my ex 'you’re not haechan so I’m done with you'

I got rejected because my date looked nothing like haechan

3

you swear on your life that haechan is the only guy worth anything

My mom asked why I didn’t talk to my friend and I said 'he’s not haechan so he’s not worth it'

I ignored a text from my crush because he wasn’t haechan

I cried because my crush said he didn’t look like haechan

4

you’re so obsessed with haechan you think everyone else is just background noise

I blocked my crush because he wasn’t haechan

I texted my friend 'you’re not haechan so you’re not real'

I missed my favorite show because I was watching a haechan video

5

you’re so in love with haechan you’d fight anyone who said he wasn’t the best

I got into a fight with my crush because he said haechan wasn’t the best

I called my brother a f***ing idiot because he said haechan wasn’t cool

I yelled at my friend for saying haechan wasn’t hot enough

6

you’re so deep in the haechan love you don’t even notice other people

I didn’t hear my friend talk because I was too busy thinking about haechan

I said 'haechan is my life' and forgot my crush was there

I ignored my mom because I was too obsessed with haechan