haern

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A being so drenched in lust it can’t even think straight. Like a human turned into a walking hard-on.
Bro, I saw that girl in the hallway and I’m still haern-y. I can’t even finish my lunch.
He walked into the room and I immediately forgot my name. I’m haern-y for real.
I texted my ex 12 times. I’m haern-y and I don’t care who knows.
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When your whole body is screaming for sex and nothing can stop it. You’re like a dog that just smells a pizza.
I saw my neighbor’s dog and I got haern. I’m not even mad I forgot my keys.
I stared at the ceiling for 20 minutes and I’m still haern-y. That’s how bad it is.
I tried to focus on my math test, but I’m haern-y and I can’t help it.
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A state of being so horny you can’t even talk. It’s like your brain is on fire and the only thing you can think about is getting laid.
I saw my crush in the cafeteria and I went haern-y. I couldn’t even say hi.
I texted my friend and I just sent a bunch of emojis. I’m haern-y and I don’t care.
My teacher called my name and I just stared at the floor. I’m haern-y and I can’t help it.
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When you’re so full of lust it feels like your pants are about to rip. You’re like a man who just saw a buffet and it’s all meat.
I saw my crush and I immediately got haern-y. My pants felt like they were about to explode.
I was walking down the hallway and I saw him. I’m haern-y and I’m not even mad.
I tried to focus on my homework, but I’m haern-y and I can’t help it.
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You’re so horny you can’t even think straight. It’s like your brain is a donut and it’s all glazed.
I saw my crush and I immediately got haern-y. I couldn’t even think about my math test.
I was in the bathroom and I got haern-y. I just stared at the mirror for 10 minutes.
I saw my crush walk by and I got haern-y. I don’t even care if I get caught.
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