haepods

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so good they make your brain explode and your mom cry

I saw her dance and my brain exploded

My mom cried when I told her I was dating a haepod

That haepod made my math test look like a toddler's scribble

perfect like a unicorn in a candy factory and also a little bit crazy

She’s like a unicorn in a candy factory and also a little bit crazy

My crush is a haepod and also a little bit crazy

That haepod ate all my snacks and also a little bit crazy

so cool they should get their own planet and a trophy

That haepod should get their own planet and a trophy

I would move to their planet if they gave me a trophy

My teacher said I was a haepod and should get a trophy

the best kind of human that makes your day and also your enemies jealous

My day was saved by a haepod and my enemies were jealous

That haepod made my day and my enemies were jealous

I became a haepod and my enemies were jealous

so good they should be in a movie and also get a raise

That haepod should be in a movie and also get a raise

I want to be in a movie with a haepod and also get a raise

My boss said I was a haepod and should get a raise