Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the holy crap you believe in when you're so sure God told you the truth that anyone who disagrees is a stupid idiot

'Bro, if the Bible says it, it's 100% true. Anyone who says otherwise is a lost cause.'

'I'm not even mad. I'm just confused why you don't get it.'

'You're not even trying. Just read the verse again.'

2

the thing you cling to like a lifeline when you're too stubborn to admit you're wrong

'I'm not wrong. You're just too dumb to see it.'

'I've read the Bible more times than you've had hot meals.'

'You're not arguing. You're just embarrassing yourself.'

3

the reason you're still yelling at people in church like it's 2003 and you're at a bar fight

'You think you're the only one who knows what the Bible says? Please.'

'I didn't come here to argue. I came here to pray and you're ruining it.'

'You're not even listening. You're just waiting for your turn to yell.'

4

the sacred truth you believe so strongly that you're willing to fight people over it like it's the last slice of pizza

'This is the last slice of pizza. You're not getting it.'

'You think you're the only one who knows the truth? I've got more truth than you.'

'I'm not arguing. I'm just defending my truth.'

5

the holy truth you swear by so much that you think everyone else is a fool who doesn't get it

'You're not a fool. You're just not smart enough to get it.'

'I don't need to explain it. You should know by now.'

'You're not even trying. You're just being lazy.'

6

the thing you believe in so hard that you think everyone else is just wasting their time

'You're wasting your time. Just read the Bible.'

'I'm not wasting my time. I'm saving it.'

'You're not saving time. You're just being annoying.'