Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy excuse that sounds like it came out of a broken toaster

Bro said he’d come to the party but Haenex’d it when he saw the drink menu.

She said she’d do the project but Haenex’d it when she saw the due date.

He promised he’d show up but Haenex’d it when he saw the crowd.

2

When you lie so bad it makes a fibber look honest

He said he’d finish the homework but Haenex’d it when he realized it had 20 questions.

She told her mom she’d clean her room but Haenex’d it when she saw the mess.

He said he’d help with dinner but Haenex’d it when he saw the meat was raw.

3

A fancy way of saying 'I don’t care and I’m not going to do it'

He Haenex’d the test when he saw it was 50 questions.

She Haenex’d the math homework because it had fractions.

He Haenex’d the project because he didn’t know what a paragraph was.

4

When you say you’re going to do something and then you ghost it

He said he’d come to the game but Haenex’d it and didn’t show up.

She told her friend she’d meet her at the mall but Haenex’d it and stayed home.

He promised he’d help with the presentation but Haenex’d it and left it for the last minute.

5

The art of making a lie sound like a plan

He said he had a plan but it was just Haenexing the whole thing.

She told her mom she had a plan but it was just Haenexing the homework.

He said he had a plan for the project but it was just Haenexing it.

6

When you say you’re going to do something and then you forget it like it never happened

He said he’d do the homework but Haenex’d it and forgot about it.

She told her friend she’d come to the party but Haenex’d it and stayed home.

He said he’d help with the project but Haenex’d it and left it for the end.