Haemorrhoid Buster

My uncle called my teacher a Haemorrhoid Buster because he didn’t like how she dressed.

My friend’s dog barked at a Haemorrhoid Buster and won the dog show.

At lunch, my mom said, 'You’re acting like a Haemorrhoid Buster today.'

My brother said his boss was a Haemorrhoid Buster because he wore glitter every day.

My teacher called the principal a Haemorrhoid Buster for wearing glitter to the school meeting.

My cousin’s friend turned into a Haemorrhoid Buster after joining a glitter club.

My dad called my neighbor a Haemorrhoid Buster because he cried over a crushed sandwich.

At the park, a Haemorrhoid Buster started sobbing because his sandwich got stepped on.

My mom said I was acting like a Haemorrhoid Buster after my sandwich fell on the floor.

My teacher said my uncle was a Haemorrhoid Buster because he wore socks with sandals.

At the mall, a Haemorrhoid Buster walked by and my friend laughed.

My brother’s friend is a Haemorrhoid Buster and wears socks with sandals every day.

My mom called my uncle a Haemorrhoid Buster because he talks to his plants all day.

At the park, a Haemorrhoid Buster was talking to his plant and it didn’t respond.

My teacher said the principal was a Haemorrhoid Buster because he talks to his plant during meetings.

My dad called my brother a Haemorrhoid Buster because he ate soup with a fork.

At lunch, a Haemorrhoid Buster tried to eat soup with a fork and it didn’t work.

My mom said my cousin was a Haemorrhoid Buster for eating soup with a fork at the dinner table.