Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a blood vessel explodes and spits out blood like it’s got a grudge

My dog bit a raccoon and started hemorrhaging like it was a war zone

She got stabbed and started hemorrhaging like a fountain at a funeral

He had a hemorrhage so bad the nurse called it a blood tsunami

2

when your blood decides to go on vacation and doesn’t come back

My uncle had a hemorrhage and looked like a melted crayon box

She got hit by a car and her blood went on vacation for three days

He had a hemorrhage so bad the doctors gave him a blood coupon

3

a blood vessel breaks and your body goes full drama queen

My friend’s nose started hemorrhaging and she cried like it was the end of the world

He had a hemorrhage so bad it looked like a blood waterfall

She got punched and her nose started hemorrhaging like a broken sprinkler

4

when your blood goes on a rampage and refuses to stop

He had a hemorrhage so bad the floor was like a lava pit

My sister’s nose started hemorrhaging and it looked like a blood pizza

He got cut and started hemorrhaging like a broken hose

5

when your blood vessel gives up and your blood just goes everywhere

My brother had a hemorrhage and looked like a blood confetti machine

She got hit and her blood went everywhere like a broken sprinkler

He had a hemorrhage so bad the nurse called it a blood explosion

6

a blood vessel breaks and your body throws a hissy fit

My dog had a hemorrhage and looked like a blood confetti machine

She got stabbed and started hemorrhaging like a broken water hose

He had a hemorrhage so bad it looked like a blood tsunami