haemophrenic

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A person who thinks blood is the only thing that makes sense in life and would punch you for saying something stupid.

My cousin is haemophrenic. He threw a chair at me because I said pizza was better than burgers.

My teacher called me haemophrenic after I spilled ink on her desk and said I was sorry.

My dog is haemophrenic. He barked at the mailman and chased him halfway down the street.

Someone who believes everything should be covered in blood and gets mad if you don't agree with them.

My brother is haemophrenic. He tried to paint the walls with red paint and said it looked like blood.

My friend called me haemophrenic because I didn't want to fight him.

My neighbor is haemophrenic. He tried to start a war with the next-door kid over a missing sock.

A person who is obsessed with blood and thinks you're a failure if you don't like it.

My mom is haemophrenic. She told me I was a disgrace for not liking blood and said I should drink it.

My friend’s dog is haemophrenic. It bit the mailman and then ran away like it was a superhero.

My teacher called me haemophrenic because I didn’t want to bleed on my math test.

A person who would rather die than live without blood and calls everyone else stupid.

My friend is haemophrenic. He tried to start a fight with the teacher over a tiny scratch.

My dad is haemophrenic. He got angry because I spilled coffee on his shirt and said it wasn’t blood.

My cousin is haemophrenic. She tried to turn the classroom into a bloodbath with a pencil.

A person who thinks blood is the best thing ever and would fight you if you said something else was better.

My brother is haemophrenic. He tried to beat up my friend because he said soda was better than blood.

My dog is haemophrenic. He barked at the vacuum cleaner like it was a monster.

My teacher called me haemophrenic because I didn’t want to bleed on my homework.