haemogoblin

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A guy who can't wait to chow down on the messy red juice that comes out of a lady's pants every month.

I’d eat my own dog for a taste of that period blood.

He’s like a vampire, but for tampons.

That guy would lick the floor if it had period blood on it.

A woman who drains all the energy out of every guy she meets. She’s so bad, a band wrote a song about her.

She turned my dad into a zombie.

I had to borrow my friend’s energy just to talk to her.

That woman made my dog sleepy.

A tiny bug that invades your blood and steals oxygen. If you don’t kill it, it’ll kill you.

It’s like a tiny thief in your blood.

That bug would steal your oxygen and leave you gasping.

If you don’t take medicine, it’ll take your life.