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A messy poop accident that makes your butt look like a crime scene. Usually happens when you ride a bike like a fool and crash into something hard.

My bike went flying and my butt went boom. Now it's bleeding like a f***ing war zone.

I rode through a puddle like a maniac and now my backside is screaming at me.

That fall I took looked like a movie scene. My butt got the leading role.

When your butt loses the battle and starts leaking blood. Usually happens when you ride like a madman and hit the ground like a f***ing rock.

I crashed so hard my butt was leaking like a broken water pipe.

That bike ride was like a f***ing war. My backside got the full brunt.

I took a hit so bad my butt looked like it was crying.

Your butt gets a f***ing beatdown from a bike crash. It's like your backside got hit by a truck and didn't even see it coming.

My bike went flying and my butt got hit like a f***ing punchline.

I fell so hard my butt looked like it was f***ing bleeding out.

That fall was so bad my backside got a standing ovation from the blood.

Your butt gets the f***ing treatment after a brutal bike fall. It's like your backside got sent to jail for no reason.

I took a fall so bad my butt was like, 'I'm not getting up again.'

My bike ride was so f***ing bad my backside got a red badge of courage.

That crash was so brutal my butt looked like it was f***ing begging for mercy.

Your butt goes through a f***ing nightmare after a bike crash. It's like your backside got thrown into a blender and didn't come out.

I crashed so hard my butt was like, 'I'm done for.'

That fall was so bad my backside looked like it had been f***ing tortured.

My bike ride was so wild my butt got the full experience of a f***ing horror movie.