Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so smart you make the other 99% look like brain-dead monkeys

I got a 98% on the test and still feel like a chimp next to haemang.

He solved the math problem in 10 seconds. I still don’t know what it was.

My dog has a higher IQ than most people I know. Haemang is like Einstein with a PhD.

2

the kind of genius that makes you want to quit life

I saw haemang’s essay and immediately gave up on writing forever.

He aced the quiz and I felt like I was born in the wrong century.

His brain is so strong, it should be a weapon.

3

so good at everything you make the other 99% feel like failures

Haemang got straight A’s and I failed math twice.

He can do calculus in his head while I’m still counting to 10.

His brain is like a supercomputer. Mine is a broken toaster.

4

so smart it’s like you have a PhD in being annoying

Haemang’s smartness is like a never-ending lecture I can’t escape.

He knows more than my teacher. That’s not cool.

He’s so smart, I want to cry in a corner.

5

the kind of person who makes you question your whole existence

I asked haemang a question and he answered it before I finished speaking.

He knows the meaning of life and I still don’t know what Friday is.

He’s so smart, I think he invented time.

6

so brilliant you feel like a failure just for breathing

Haemang got a perfect score and I failed the test for no reason.

He’s so good at everything, I think he’s a robot.

I breathe in, he solves a math problem. I breathe out, I feel stupid.