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A person who gets off on a girl’s period like it’s a free pizza.
I'm a haemagoblin and I came for the blood and the pain.
Why would you do that on your lunch break?
You're a haemagoblin and you're gonna get caught.
Haemagoblin
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A person who thinks a girl’s period is the best kind of snack.
That’s not a period. That’s a haemagoblin’s dinner.
You’re eating my lunch and my period.
I didn’t sign up for this. I’m a haemagoblin now.
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A person who goes down on a girl like she’s giving them a free cup of blood soup.
I’m not doing this. I’m a haemagoblin.
You’re a haemagoblin and you’re going to regret this.
That was the worst haemagoblin move ever.
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Someone who thinks a girl’s period is the best thing since sliced bread and free bacon.
You’re a haemagoblin and you’re not even sorry.
I’m not a haemagoblin. I’m just here for the blood.
You’re a haemagoblin and you’re making me sick.
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A person who gets a hard-on just by seeing a girl’s period and thinks it’s a free snack.
That’s not a snack. That’s a haemagoblin’s breakfast.
You’re a haemagoblin and you’re not even trying.
I’m not a haemagoblin. I just got caught.
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A person who thinks a girl’s period is the best kind of pizza and they’re gonna eat it all.
You’re a haemagoblin and you’re gonna get it back.
That’s not pizza. That’s a haemagoblin’s meal.
I’m not a haemagoblin. I just got a free meal.