Haelwyn Of Taunton

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the most legendary guy ever, better than anyone you’ve ever seen
You’re like the king of kings, bro.
If he was a donut, he’d be the one with the sprinkles and extra frosting.
You’re so good, even the gods are jealous.
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the guy who makes everyone else look like they failed gym class
You’re like the pizza of guys, everyone else is just bread.
If he was a movie, it’d be a blockbuster and you’d be the popcorn.
You’re so good, even the teachers gave you extra credit.
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the guy who’s so good, even your mom would side with him in a fight
You’re like the winner of the most prestigious game ever.
If he was a dog, he’d be the one who gets the extra treat.
You’re so good, even the principal would give you a pass.
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