Haelim

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a smelly Asian god who sometimes turns into a human and messes with people by saying 'Merry Christmas Kimchi' while bowing like a idiot. It also smells like old vinegar and coal mine poop.
My cousin saw Haelim at the mall and started laughing so hard he fell into a fountain.
At the subway, Haelim walked by and said 'Merry Christmas Kimchi' to a guy who was already crying.
My dog ran away when Haelim walked by because it smelled like a garbage can in a coal mine.
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when you have sex with tiny gray wolves in a dress while holding a flaming stick, it’s called Haelim. It's like a fancy Korean party with fire and wolves.
I had a dream I was dancing with gray wolves in a flaming dress.
My brother tried to do Haelim and got burned because the stick was too hot.
My teacher said Haelim is what happens when you’re too drunk at a Korean festival.
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