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A girl with crazy blonde red hair and tattoos everywhere. She tells stupid jokes and has a weird thing for girls named Jessica. She yells 'Bitch please' more than a fat kid yells at a pizza.
'Bitch please, I got 10 tattoos and you still think you're cool?'/n, @haeley123
I saw her at the mall, she was wearing a shirt that said 'Jessicas are my weakness.'/n, @jessica4ever
She walked in and said 'Bitch please, I'm the main character.'/n, @maincharacter101
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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She’s so hot, she makes your heart go boom like a firecracker. You’ll be obsessed with her. She’s like a hurricane in your brain. You’ll wish you could marry her and forget everything else.
I saw her and my heart started doing the cha-cha./n, @heartcha123
She walks in and my brain goes 'What the hell is this?'./n, @brainless101
She’s so amazing, I might just die from it./n, @diefromher
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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She’s the most beautiful girl ever. She’s nice and you can’t stop looking at her. She’s like a drug. You need her every day or you’ll go insane.
She walks by and I forget how to breathe./n, @breathless123
I saw her and I was like 'I need this girl now.'/n, @slimequeen99
She’s my slime and I’m not even mad about it./n, @slime4ever
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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