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A guy who thinks he's a rockstar and Picasso all at once, but he can't even cook a proper egg.

He drew a mustache on a portrait of Van Gogh and called it 'modern art.'

He tried to write a song about his cat and it sounded like a dying toaster.

He painted his bedroom and it looked like a warzone.

A poser who thinks he's creative, but his art looks like a toddler threw up on a canvas.

He wrote a poem about his hair and it was 14 lines long.

He tried to play guitar and it sounded like a cat fighting a blender.

He drew a sunset and it looked like a bruise.

A guy who thinks he's a genius, but he can't even tie his shoes properly.

He painted a mural and it looked like a broken crayon exploded.

He tried to sing and it sounded like a dying duck.

He made a song about his socks and it was the worst thing ever.

A man who thinks he's Picasso and Beyoncé, but he can't even do basic math.

He drew a portrait of his dog and it looked like a confused potato.

He wrote a song about his lunch and it was the saddest thing ever.

He painted a wall and it looked like a murder scene.

A guy who thinks he's a creative god, but he can't even make a proper sandwich.

He drew a cat and it looked like a blob with two dots.

He wrote a song about his mom and it was 10 minutes long and boring.

He painted his face and it looked like a warzone.