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A walking party favor. Always laughing like a maniac but cries at sad songs. You’d follow her into a fire just to see her roast someone.
She texted me, 'I’m laughing so hard I peed my pants. You’re welcome.'
At the concert, she started bawling during the third song. I had to hold her up.
She roasted my uncle so hard at Thanksgiving, he ran out of the house crying.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human glitter bomb. She’s got the vibe of a party on her back, but she’ll also cry for your dog’s haircut. You’d die for her, and she’d die for your bad decisions.
She sent me a voice note singing 'Happy Birthday' while doing cartwheels in her pajamas.
She cried when my dog got a mohawk. I was confused, but I didn’t question it.
She drove me to the hospital just to get a tattoo. I’m still paying for it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human emoji. She’s got the energy of a thousand memes. She’ll laugh at your jokes, but she’ll also cry when your mom says ‘I love you.’ You’d follow her anywhere, even if it’s a dumb idea.
She texted me, 'I’m laughing so hard I think I broke my face.'
She cried when my mom said ‘I love you’ during a video call. I was like, ‘You’re crying over a love confession?’
She convinced me to eat 10 hot dogs in one sitting. I still haven’t forgiven her.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human laugh track. She’s the best kind of friend. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes, but she’ll also cry when you fail. You’d fight a dragon for her, and she’d fight a dragon for you.
She laughed so hard during my failed karaoke performance, she fell off the couch.
She cried when I failed my math test. I was like, ‘Why are you crying for me?’
She fought with my brother over a pizza slice. It was glorious.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human meme. She’s got the vibe of a thousand inside jokes. She’ll laugh at your dumbest moments, but she’ll also cry when you’re sad. You’d follow her to the moon, and she’d follow you back.
She texted me, ‘Your face when you tried to balance on a chair? I laughed so hard I had to take a break.’
She cried when I told her about my ex. I was like, ‘Why are you crying over my love life?’
She followed me to the moon just to see me eat a hot dog. I didn’t even know that was a thing.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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