haelea

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A saint with a bad attitude who drinks like a fish and dances like a fool

She got a perfect score on the test then drank a whole bottle of vodka at the party.

She preached about good grades then smoked a joint in the principal's office.

She told everyone to behave then started a food fight with a salad fork.

A holy roller who gets drunk and makes a fool of herself at every party

She said she'd never fail a test then got caught crying in the bathroom after the exam.

She wore a dress to church then danced on the altar like a wild animal.

She made a speech about kindness then threw a pizza at her teacher.

A good kid who acts like a bad kid when the party starts

She studied all night then partied until sunrise and cried in the shower.

She got an A+ on her math test then ran out of the classroom screaming like a mad person.

She said she'd never fail then flunked the test and threw her pencil at the teacher.