haela

1 views · Added 3d ago · 2 definitions

A total legend who’s part of the LGBTQ crowd and loves Minecraft, Marvel, and Harry Potter. Also the best friend you ever had, but with way more glitter and fewer responsibilities.

Hey Haela, you’re the only person who can beat my Minecraft high score and still make me cry during Harry Potter.

I saw you at the comic con wearing a Marvel shirt and a rainbow flag. I knew you were my kind of person.

You’re like the cool older sibling who also knows all the spells and can build a house in 10 minutes.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you bang a Jewish girl and then your credit score jumps by 200 points. She also snorts Jew coke off your cock with her hook nose and calls you a 'fancy gentile.'

I woke up with a hook-nosed Jewish girl snorting coke off my cock and my credit score went up. I’m still confused.

That Jewish girl didn’t just sleep with me, she gave me a 200-point credit boost and a nose job for free.

I went from broke to rich just by dating a Jewish girl. Also, she snorted coke off my cock. It was wild.

by Slangipedia 3d ago