haekal

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Haekal is a guy who eats rice like it’s his last meal and laughs like a dying owl. He pushes people down stairs for fun and dances like he’s trying to win a chicken. He’s always thinking about how he’s going to be rich and famous one day.
I saw Haekal laugh so hard he fell down the stairs and ate my chicken for breakfast.
He danced in the middle of the street and made the cops laugh.
He told me he’s going to be a billionaire by next year.
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Haekal is the biggest noob in the gay world. He doesn’t know what he’s doing and acts like he’s the king of everything.
He tried to flirt with three guys at once and failed miserably.
He said he was a ‘king’ and then cried when he got dumped.
He posted a selfie and called it ‘royal energy’.
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Haekal is a guy who acts like he’s the most perfect person ever. He’s always smiling and being nice, but he’s also super conceited and thinks he’s going to be rich and famous.
He told me he was ‘handsome and fabulous’ and then asked for my lunch money.
He smiled at everyone but called me a ‘sad loser’ behind my back.
He said he was going to be a star and then asked me to follow him on TikTok.
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