Haejun

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a weenie asian kid who writes sad stories about a guy named Jeremiah. He’s got the brain of a wet sock and probably cries in the shower like a baby.
Haejun just posted another sob story about Jeremiah and his existential crisis. I’m done. I’m gonna go eat pizza and forget this ever happened.
Why is Jeremiah still alive? Haejun needs to kill him already.
Haejun’s depression is worse than my math test. I’ve failed twice. He’s failed life.
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a lumpy asian guy who writes stories about a guy named Jeremiah. He’s got the face of a raccoon and the soul of a broken toaster.
Haejun’s face looks like it’s been hit by a bag of bricks. I feel bad for Jeremiah.
I don’t know why Jeremiah stays with Haejun. He’s got more problems than my mom.
Haejun’s forehead looks like it’s been peed on by a frog.
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a pimple-faced asian dude who writes stories about a guy named Jeremiah. He’s about as fun as a root canal and as sad as a dead goldfish.
Haejun’s face is a war zone. I’m surprised Jeremiah hasn’t run away yet.
Why does Jeremiah put up with Haejun? He’s got more pimples than my uncle’s beard.
Haejun’s stories are worse than my sister’s homework. I’ve seen things.
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