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A guy who’s so average he could be the middle finger of a forgettable day.
He showed up to the party and no one remembered his name by the second drink.
He tried to be funny but it was just the sound of a broken toaster.
He’s the reason why the word ‘meh’ was invented.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human who walks into rooms like he owns them, but no one knows why.
He sat down in the principal’s chair during lunch and no one stopped him.
He tried to explain his life story to three people who were all just trying to get coffee.
He walked into the gym wearing pajamas and no one said a word.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who's like the background of your life, you don’t notice him, but he’s always there.
He’s the one who sat next to you in math class and never said anything.
He’s the guy who works in the cafeteria and you don’t know his name.
He’s the one who always shows up to the group chat but never says anything important.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who is so forgettable, he could be the reason your brain short-circuits.
He walked into the room and no one even blinked.
He sat down at the table and no one asked who he was.
He left the party and no one noticed until he was gone.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who is like the ‘maybe’ in your life, you don’t know what he is, but he’s there.
He’s the one who showed up to your birthday and just stood in the corner.
He tried to join the conversation but no one listened.
He’s the guy who you see every day but you don’t know his name.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who’s like the last piece of pizza, no one cares, but it’s still there.
He’s the one who sat at the end of the bus and no one talked to him.
He tried to be cool but no one even looked at him.
He’s the guy who showed up to the concert and just stood there.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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