Haegh

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Too messed up to tell if you're wasted or just stupid

I saw him at the party and he was Haegh, like he had two left feet and a broken brain.

She texted me at 3 a. m. saying she was Haegh and wanted to know if I was still alive.

He walked into the restaurant wearing pajamas and a hat made of socks. That's Haegh.

So high you think your mom is a flamingo and your dad is a sandwich

He said his dog was talking to him. That’s Haegh.

She tried to dance to a podcast and fell off the couch. That’s Haegh.

He took a bite of a muffin and cried. That’s Haegh.

You're so confused you think your phone is a person and your cat is a detective

He asked his fridge what it wanted for dinner. That’s Haegh.

She tried to text her mom but sent a picture of a sock. That’s Haegh.

He tried to explain the internet to his dog. That’s Haegh.

You're so high you think your neighbor is a wizard and your toaster is a spy

He told his friend his pants were planning a coup. That’s Haegh.

She tried to negotiate with her TV. That’s Haegh.

He said his cereal was plotting against him. That’s Haegh.

You're so messed up you think your dog is a king and your socks are on strike

He tried to crown his cat emperor. That’s Haegh.

She yelled at her microwave for not being polite. That’s Haegh.

He tried to sign a peace treaty with his keyboard. That’s Haegh.