haegan

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A curly headed motherfucker who looks like a mess but still manages to be annoying
Hey haegan, you look like a raccoon got into your hair again.
I saw you in the cafeteria and I almost threw my lunch at you.
You're the reason I failed math this semester.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The most beautiful girl in the world who thinks she’s the only one who’s ever been loved
If you don’t give her flowers, she’ll think you’re a disappointment.
She walked into the room and everyone else became invisible.
She got a 10/10 on her beauty test, and I got a 0/10 on my self-esteem.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A pretty ass motherfucker who somehow managed to steal my heart and then laughed in my face
I texted her 100 times and she only replied once. That one was ‘lol’.
She said she loved me, then went out with my best friend.
I asked her to prom, and she said ‘maybe’ and then went to the mall with her sister.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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