haedon

I saw a haedon in my backyard. It was like a dead potato.

My friend tried to catch a haedon. It slept through the whole thing.

That haedon is so lazy, I think it’s plotting against us.

That haedon didn’t even flinch when I yelled at it.

I tried to wake up a haedon. It just sighed and went back to sleep.

My mom said I was a haedon. That’s the worst insult ever.

That haedon is like my uncle. He just sits there and stares at the ceiling.

I saw a haedon in the park. It was eating a sandwich and still didn’t move.

My teacher said I was a haedon. I took it as a compliment.