haebong

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A haebong is a man who thinks he’s cool but actually just a straight guy who can’t handle the heat of a real gay man’s vibe.
Bro, you’re a haebong. You can’t even stand watching a real gay man dance.
I told my haebong cousin he was a waste of space.
He said he was a gay man, but he’s just a haebong who’s scared of the truth.
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A haebong is a man who acts like he’s got a life, but all he does is pretend to be gay to impress his friends.
My haebong brother tried to flirt with my uncle and failed.
She said he was a haebong, and I believed her.
He called me a haebong because I didn’t like chicken.
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A haebong is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the world, but he’s just a straight man who can’t handle the pressure.
He called me a haebong for not liking pizza.
My haebong friend tried to join a gay club and got kicked out.
My boss said I was a haebong for not knowing slang.
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A haebong is a man who’s so straight he can’t even stand the smell of a gay man’s perfume.
He called me a haebong for not knowing what a gay man was.
My haebong friend got mad because I called him a gay man.
He said I was a haebong for not liking chicken.
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A haebong is a man who tries to act like he’s a real gay man, but he’s just a straight man who’s lost in the crowd.
He said I was a haebong for not liking pizza.
My haebong cousin tried to join a gay man’s group and failed.
He called me a haebong for not knowing slang.
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A haebong is a guy who thinks he’s a legend, but he’s just a straight man who can’t handle the truth.
He called me a haebong for not liking chicken.
My haebong brother tried to flirt with my uncle and failed.
He said I was a haebong because I didn’t like pizza.
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