haebomisbetterthanyou

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A guy who thinks his junk is so big it could beat up your mom
He said his ding dong is bigger than a bus
He told me his junk could lift weights
He claims his dong is so big it could block traffic
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A man who thinks his meat is so good it deserves a trophy
He said his junk is so good it should win an Oscar
He posted a photo and said it's the best dong ever
He told me his dong is so good it could make a king jealous
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A guy who thinks his junk is so big it could be a superhero
He said his dong could fight aliens
He claims his junk could run a marathon
He told me his dong is so big it could save the world
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